What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 01:13

-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.