What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:25
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good.
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
No, not a chance
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why is there so much hate against black people?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons